To err is human; to forgive, canine.

- Chomps McGee


Love is a four-legged word.

- Paws Woofland


Life is ruff. Get a schnauzer.

- Yours truly, Sandy Barkley 

Why I'm the Best Dog Ever

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About Maggie


Sometimes being man’s best friend is a ruff gig. Training and caring for my humans is an arduous but rewarding process. I alone am responsible for ensuring they get their daily walks.  I never know when they might dare to run errands without me to protect them, or eat food without first using my keen nose to inspect it. They never acknowledge that a mere drizzle of my drool adds so much flavor. I feel that it’s wrong to keep such deliciousness to myself.


Look at this face. What’s not to love? 

I’m a well behaved dog with a gorgeous, glistening gray coat.

My fragrant post-bath aroma makes humans rethink their definitions of wet-dog smell.

When you ask me to get a toy, I'll remove everyone of them from my basket until you play with me.

My Favorite Quotes

Chew on This

I help the humans out by taste-testing the latest chew toys and doggy biscuits.




I chase them until they chase me!!  Then I turn tail and run like the wind!

Maggie Wynia